i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi
So I work for my school’s campus safety, and part of my job as dispatcher is to listen to the police scanner for police activity in the area.
They just reported that they were chasing a black ‘67 Chevy Impala.
SAM AND DEAN HAVE COME FOR ME AT LAST
You are so out of our league.
If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
Why did Benedict Cumberbatch walk on stage with the cast of Twelve Years a Slave?
because he’s a fucking douchebag
He is in the fucking movie dipshits
BENEDICT IS NOT DOUCHEBAG!!!!!
Worst lie you told your parents? (x)
*moment of shock that Tyler Hoechlin has ever told a lie that wasn’t to spare someone’s feelings*
He probably ate two cookies instead of one.
He probably said fart in church
He probably stayed up past his bed time
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking